Entries by ALB1970

Why is the carpet round the bog wet?

Gets ‘ome tonight…from the pub…needing to…shall we say “piss like a stores horse” I crept in and locked the door behind me and sorted me self before creeping upstairs, to find Jamie awake? Anyway, after sitting on the bed next to her and chatting for what seemed like ages I remembered I needed to go to the toilet. […]

Indefinite leave to remain! AWOOT AWOOT!

This morning began with tears…OF ABSOLUTE JOY Jamie spotted the post lady carrying a large envelope covered in stamps and recorded delivery stickers which she last saw 18 days ago as she sent it of to Liverpool’s immigration office with her application to stay in this country, she now calls her home, forever! “Oh my god Oh […]

It wasn’t me!

“…he puts his watch there because he doesn’t want you to break it, and if you do they’ll blame me, and they’ll send me to a cats home.I’m not looking this can only end in tears!”

Wave bye bye!

Reagan has just started waving it goes something like this: Daddy leaves for work but before he goes kisses Reagan and Mommy then turns to Reagan and begins to wave say “bye bye”Mommy begins to wave saying “bye bye Daddy”Reagan looks at me and then mommy and then me and then  back to mommy who […]